Monday, May 25, 2009

Kenapa Gadis Singapore Tak Boleh Menang Miss Universe

Kenapa Gadis Singapore Tak Boleh Menang Miss Universe

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

It is the final round of the Miss
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter “L”

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with “L”
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls- Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!! (durian)

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter “L”, they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!
The Judges fainted..!!!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Roy Orbison Greatest Hits

Runtime: 54 min
Language: English
Color: Color / B&W

With this video you not only experience the magic of Roy Orbison's
amazing vocal being restored from his greatest live performances, but
you will also enjoy the rare visual performances.

From his earliest concert performances to the climatic resurgence
shortly before his death, this video takes you on a journey of the early
days of Rock & Roll to the ultimate pinnacle of success and legendary
mystique of one of the most influential performers, artists and
songwriters of our time. Today Roy's music continues to be
rediscovered, proving that his music is timeless and his influence is
infinite.

Tracks include:
1. Go, Go, Go
2. In Dreams
3. Blue Bayou
4. Ooby Dooby
5. Only The Lonely
6. It's Over
7. Claudette
8. That Lovin' You Feelin' Again
9. You Got It
10. Crying
11. Walk On
12. Running Scared
13. Oh, Pretty Woman

Video 720x528, 25.000 fps (PAL), DivX Codec 6.0
Audio 48000 Hz, stereo, Mpeg Audio Layer 3

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