Friday, October 31, 2008

Britney – Womanizer


Superstar, where you from, how's it going? 

I know you, got a clue what you're doing 
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here 
But I know what you are, what you are baby 

Look at you, getting more than just a re-up 
Baby you got all the puppets with their strings up 
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em 
I know what you are, what you are baby 

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer 
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby 
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are 
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you got me going 
You, you're oh-so-charming 
You, but I can't do it 
You, womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you say I'm crazy 
You, I got ya crazy 
You, you're nothing but a womanizer 

Daddy-o, you got the swagger of a champion 
Too bad for you, you just can't find the right companion 
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard, it could be easy 
Who you are, that's just who you are, baby 

Lollipop, must mistake me, you're the sucker 
To think that I would be a victim of another 
Say it, play it how you want it 
But no way, I'm never gonna fall for you, never you baby 

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer 
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby 
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are 
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you got me going 
You, you're oh-so-charming 
You, but I can't do it 
Womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you say I'm crazy 
You, I got ya crazy 
You, you're nothing but a womanizer 

Maybe if we both lived in a different world 
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer 
It would be all good and maybe I could be your girl 
But I can't cause we don't you 

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer 
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby 
You, you, you are, you, you, you, are 
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you got me going 
You, you're oh-so-charming 
You, but I can't do it 
You, womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

You, you say I'm crazy 
You, I got ya crazy 
You, you're nothing but a womanizer 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Boy, don't try to front, I 
I know just 
Just what you are-are-are 

Womanizer, woman, womanizer, you're a womanizer 
Oh, womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer, baby 

David Archuleta - Crush

David Archuleta - Crush

I hung up the phone tonight
Something happened for the first time deep inside
It was a rush, what a rush

'Cause the possibility
That you would ever feel the same way about me
It's just too much, just too much

Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I've just got to know

Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?

Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy

Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging, spending time girl, are we just friends?
Is there more, is there more?

See it's a chance we've gotta take
'Cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last
Last forever, forever

Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?

Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy

Why do I keep running from the truth?
All I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized
And I've just got to know

Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?

Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
This crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy

Taylor Swift - Love Story [Album - FEARLESS]

Artist: Swift Taylor
Song: Love Story
Album: Fearless

We were both young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.
See you make your way through the crowd
and say hello;

Little did I know
That you were Romeo; you were throwing pebbles,
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet."
And I was crying on the staircase,
begging you, 'Please, don't go.'"

And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"

So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew.
So close your eyes; escape this town for a little while.
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said "Stay away from Juliet,"
But you were everything to me; I was begging you, 'Please, don't go,'"

And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'

Romeo save me - they're tryin' to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real.
Don't be afraid; we'll make it out of this mess.
It's a life story - baby just say "Yes.'"

Oh.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever comin' around.
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town,

And I said,
"Romeo save me - I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you but you never come.
Is this in thy head? I don't know what to think-"

He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me, Juliet - you'll never have to be alone.
I love you and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad - go pick out a white dress;
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"

Oh, oh.

We were both young when I first saw you...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Seandainya Masih Ada Cinta [2001]




















01. Sedingin Mana Cinta Mu
02. Seandainya Masih Ada Cinta
03. Untuk Sementara
04. Sekali Lagi
05. Kembalilah Sayang
06. Lenakan
07. Berserah Kasih
08. Bahagia
09. Ikatan Kita
10. Walk Away

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dayang Nurfaizah - Walk Away

How can I start to say ?
The pain I feel this very day
Got your letter in the mail
you wrote that our love has failed
Said you needed space to see
the person that you're meant to be
And it means excluding me
then maybe you're got to be free

All you said was how
I'm never there when you need me around
I never see the sorrow you feel
So baby now I'm telling you

You can walk away
I won't say a single word to make you stay
No I won't cry, won't ask the reason why
Why you ever said goodbye
But baby you will never know 
How much I really love you so
It won't be easy lettin' go
I'll lead my life
But you won't see the tears I shed inside

Walk around this house
So confused I feel so lost
Picturing the memories of how things used to be
Sometimes I wondered why, I let you love me
You made me cry
How could the sweetest soul turn around
And act this cold

If all you need was someone to be here
I was there for you
I'll be the one that you need
Don't walk away
Please stay 

Friday, October 24, 2008

SMK PEREMPUAN SANDAKAN (2000-2004)



SMKPS sekolahku sayang
Sentiasa indah setiap masa
SMKPS sekolahku cemerlang
Harapan bagi nusa dan bangsa

Marilah kita bersama-sama
Pertingkatkan usaha untuk berjaya
Hadapi cabaran dengan tabah
Beringatlah semua bahawa
Belajar itu satu ibadah

SMKPS sekolah ku tercinta
Akan ku ingat budi dan jasa
Semua guru yang telah berusaha
Mendidik kami sehingga berjaya

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Lawak Sabahan - Nazri Jipun

Cerita Lawak

Seorang wanita cantik dan seksi terjatuh dari tingkat 80 sebuah bangunan.Sampai jer di tingkat 70, seorang lelaki Inggeris berjaya menyambutnya.

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya…

Lelaki Inggeris : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi…

Wanita : Bagaimana?

Lelaki Inggeris : Tidur dengan aku….

Wanita : Tak guna, kau ingat aku pelacur?! Tidak!!

Lelaki Inggeris : Baiklah kalau begitu…

Lelaki Inggeris itu melepaskan semula wanita itu. Di tingkat 50, seorg lelaki Perancis berjaya menyambut wanita itu.

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya…

Lelaki Perancis : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi…

Wanita : Bagaimana?

Lelaki Perancis : Tidur dengan aku…

Wanita : Tak guna!! Aku tak mahu!

Lelaki Perancis : Kalau begitu, tak guna aku selamatkan kamu…

Lelaki:Perancis itu melepaskan semula wanita itu.

Dari tingkat 50,40.. dan 30,tidak ada sesiapa pun yang dapat menangkap wanita itu. Wanitaitu mula ketakutan dan berharap, jika ada orang yang menyelamatkannya, dia tidak lagi kisah jika terpaksa tidur dengan orang tersebut. Akhirnya di tingkat 20, seorang lelaki Arab berjaya menyambut wanita itu.

Belum sempat lelaki Arab itu bersuara, wanita itu terlebih dahulu berkata-kata…

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya.. Sebagai membalas jasa, saya akan tidur dengan anda.

Lelaki Arab : Astaghfirullah.. (lalu melepaskan semula wanita itu kerana terkejut…



 

Fauziah Latiff - Memori Sentimental Hits





















Memori Sentimental Hits
01 - Teratai Layu Di Tasik Madu.mp3 
02 - Gubahan Rindu Puisi Syahdu.mp3 
03 - Apa Sebenarnya.mp3 
04 - Tiada Noktah Cinta.mp3 
05 - Enggan.mp3 
06 - Bukan Kemahuan Fikiran.mp3 
07 - Aku Sebutir Pasir.mp3 
08 - Dia.mp3 
09 - Yang Lebih Kau Cinta.mp3 
10 - Sahabat.mp3 
11 - Titian Sebatang Kara.mp3 
12 - Batas Menanti.mp3 
13 - Segalanya Berakhir Di Sini.mp3 
14 - Hari Yang Istimewa.mp3 
15 - Hakikat.mp3 
16 - Sandarkan Ke Bahuku.mp3 
17 - Aku Bukan Boneka.mp3 
18 - Aku Redha.mp3 
19 - Aku Masih Seperti Dahulu.mp3 
20 - Kau Merubah Segalanya.mp3 
21 - Setia Ku Korbankan.mp3 
22 - Kedinginan.mp3 
23 - Dari Kaki Tangga Ke Menara.mp3 
24 - Epilog Memori Gelita.mp3 
25 - Aku Seadanya.mp3 
26 - Di Gamit Memori.mp3 
27 - Ku Pohon Kemaafan.mp3 
28 - Menjauhkan Diri.mp3 
29 - Kenari.mp3 
30 - Detik.mp3 
31 - Bayangan Kenangan.mp3 
32 - Resah.mp3 
33 - Sekilas Senyuman Mu.mp3 
34 - Kau Yang Berbeza.mp3 
35 - Di Muara Sepi.mp3


Ella - 8494 (1995)




















Ella - 8494 (1995)
Ella - 8494 - 01. Layar Impian
Ella - 8494 - 02. Gemilang
Ella - 8494 - 03. Kesal
Ella - 8494 - 04.Dua Insan Bercinta
Ella - 8494 - 05. Pengemis Cinta
Ella - 8494 - 06. Cinta Selembut Sutera
Ella - 8494 - 07. Nuri
Ella - 8494 - 08. Sepi Sekuntum Mawar Merah
Ella - 8494 - 09.Penawar 
Ella - 8494 - 10. Kasih
Ella - 8494 - 11. Permata Biru
Ella - 8494 - 12. Sembilu

Elyana - Segalanya (2003)




















Elyana - Segalanya (2003)
Elyana - Segalanya - 01 - Sandiwara
Elyana - Segalanya - 02 - Pulang Menjadi Milikku
Elyana - Segalanya - 03 - Ku Punya Waktu
Elyana - Segalanya - 04 - Sanubari
Elyana - Segalanya - 05 - Cahaya Gelita
Elyana - Segalanya - 06 - Di Sisimu
Elyana - Segalanya - 07 - Sepi Bertandang Lagi
Elyana - Segalanya - 08 - Pura Pura
Elyana - Segalanya - 09 - Bisikan Nurani
Elyana - Segalanya - 10 - Kernamu


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Black - White or Coloured?

Kanak-kanak memang innocent..

UNTUK SAUDARI2 KU YG SEDANG MENCARI CALON..

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

 He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the tOP...

Cerita Lawak sikit.....

CERITA ROMANTIK...sepasang kekasih

kekasih accident teruk,banyak darah hilang.disebabkan terlampau cinta, c boyfren pun menderma darah. selepas setahun, kekasih curang dan putuskan hubungan. C boyfren bkata "tak kenang budi punya pompuan! bagi balik darah yang aku derma dlu...!" C kekasih yang sedang datang bulan membalingkan kotexnya ke arah xboyfrennya itu dan berkata, "NAH..! Aku bayar ansur2 tiap2 bulan...

 

Heheheheheeee.....


Cinta itu BUTA..........

Seorang lelaki buta memasuki sebuah restoran. Amin, pemilik restoran itu
juga berperanan sebagai pelayan mendatanginya dan menghulurkan menu.

“Saya orang buta dan saya tak boleh membaca menu.Tolong bawakan sudu kotor
yang telah dipakai oleh pengunjung sebelumnya dan saya akan menciumnya. Dari
situ nanti saya tahu masakan apa yang enak untuk dipesan,” kata lelaki buta
tersebut.

Amin mengumpulkan beberapa sudu bekas dipakai yang ada dan memberikannya
kepada lelaki tersebut. Ia mencium sudu itu dan akhirnya berkata, “Saya
pesan ikan pais dan sayur masak asam bang”…………

Dengan agak terperanjat Amin mencatat pesanan lelaki buta itu. Menu itu
memang menjadi kegemaran para pengunjung restoran tersebut. Beberapa hari
kemudian lelaki buta tersebut datang lagi. Sekali lagi dia minta sudu bekas
dipakai untuk dicium.

Amin memberikannya kepada lelaki buta tersebut yang kemudian mencium sudu itu 

dan berkata, “Bau sudu yang ini sedap juga, seperti
habis diguna untuk makan ayam
bakar dengan sayur ulam dan sambal
belacan.” Amin mengiyakan dan si
lelaki buta memesan makanan tersebut.

Lelaki buta itu untuk ketiga kalinya datang semula beberapa hari kemudian.
Dia datang lebih awal ketika belum
ada satupun pengunjung yang datang sehingga tidak ada sudu bekas diguna yang
boleh diberikan untuk dihidu. Entah dari mana datangnya, tiba-tiba sifat
nakal bodoh Amin muncul. Dia menghampiri isterinya yang berperanan
sebagai tukang masak di dapur. Diberikannya satu sudu dan berkata, “Yati,
kamu usapkan sudu ini di celah kangkang kami"

“Apa-apa lah abang ni ?” tanya Yati tak faham.

“Sudahlah ikut je lahhhh, untuk kemajuan restoran kita,” kata Amin setengah
memaksa. Yati menurut, mengusapkan sudu tersebut di “celah! nya” dan
menyerahkan kembali kepada Amin.

Dibawanya sudu tersebut ke lelaki buta yang duduk menunggu. Lelaki buta
itupun menghidu sudu itu, dengan
mengernyitkan keningnya, lelaki buta
tersebut berkata, “Aku tidak menyangka makwe lamaku Yati bekerja di
sini……. boleh saya jumpa dia”

Amin: ????????????????.(bengang)
Sesungguhnya Cinta itu Butaaaaaa…………………


SURAT PUTUSKAN HUBUNGAN..

Nurul ingin putuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melalui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCODILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my heart. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Nurul

Terjemahan ayat Huruf Besar:

CUT CONNECTION - PUTUS HUBUNGAN
PLAY WOOD THREE - MAIN KAYU TIGA
PULL MY BODY - TARIK DIRI
COOK-COOK - MASAK-MASAK
CLAP 1 HAND - TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN
CROCDILE LAND - BUAYA DARAT
BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES - PISANG MASAK 2 KALI
SAFE WALK - SELAMAT JALAN
PLAY-PLAY- MAIN-MAIN

Kenangan Terindah Bersama Mu


Teringat masa mula-mula belajar memandu kereta pada penghujung 2006. Mengikut driving instructor yang mengajar aku, Ayah aku yang tersayang - Johari, aku mula belajar jam 8.30 pagi dengan zero knowledge dan experience serta 100% fear tapi pada 11.30am, aku telah berani membawa kereta dari rumah aku d Putra Perdana untuk pergi kerja. Masa itu aku kerja di Pizzahut Bandar Puteri, Puchong.
Awal bulan Mac 2007, aku mula belajar memandu secara sah di Driving School dan 2 bulan kemudian, aku telah lulus dalam percubaan kali pertama..... well

Kenangan Terindah
 - Samsons

Aku yang lemah tanpamu
Aku yang rentan karena
Cinta yang tlah hilang darimu
Yang mampu menyanjungku

Selama mata terbuka
Sampai jantung tak berdetak
Selama itu pun 
Aku mampu tuk mengenangmu

Darimu...
Kutemukan hidupku
Bagiku...
Kau lah cinta sejati

Ooh...

Bila yang tertulis untukku
Adalah yang terbaik untukmu
Kan kujadikan kau kenangan 
Yang terindah dalam hidupku
Namun takkan mudah bagiku
Meninggalkan jejak hidupku
Yang tlah terukir abadi
Sebagai kenangan yang terindah

Ooh...




Ms Marsilla In The Year 2017

These Logos Meant A Lot To Me

Chubby Girl From Puchong-Sandakan-Sg Buloh

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Leann Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight


Can't Fight The Moonlight

Under a lovers' sky
Gonna be with you
And noone's gonna be around
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait until
Til the sun goes down

Underneath the starlight - starlight
There's a magical feeling - so right
It'll steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart

There's no escape from love
Once a gentle breeze
Weaves it's spell upon your heart
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
Til your in my arms
Underneath the starlight - starlight
We'll be lost in the rhythm - so right
Feel it steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
No you can't fight it
No matter what you do
The night is gonna get to you

Don't try then
You're never gonna win

Underneath the starlight - starlight
There's a magical feeling - so right
It will steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know
Don't you know that you can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark
You'll surrender your heart
But you know
But you know that you can't fight the moonlight
No, you can't fight it
It's gonna get to your heart

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Thursday, October 9, 2008